An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the
back forty, fixed it up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, etc.
One evening the he decided to go down to the pond and check up on it. As he neared the
pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you
get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators."